Image and video hosting by TinyPic "He cheats, he always cheats."

fuckyeahteenlock:

Always reblog Mummy Holmes and brat!Sherlock.

mistercoventry:

becoming a demon seems like a good career option

hhawkeye:

when you find out an actor you think is cute is around 32 and you’re like “wow he’s really young”

that’s when you know you have a problem

drwilfredcokepepper:

ghost-anus:

the best pranks are the super harmless ones

like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in  every picture in their house?

Last year the seniors had a mariachi band follow the principle for 3 hours

humorous:

okaymad:

showing up at a party uninvited like

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thedaisiestdaisy:

inaneenglish:

waltztothemoon:

ScarJo looks like she had been waiting her entire career to do that with Sandra.

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Anonymous asked: Have you ever had an imaginary friend? :D

youneedacat:

natalunasans:

owlturdcomix:

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i like this but i don’t know why.

That’s cute.

I would like to ask you just a few questions about what happened to you.

religiousmom:

im funnier online where I can’t stutter

My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

Sophie Turner and Pedro Pascal taking part in the Ice Bucket Challenge to help raise awareness for ALS.

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK

YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A BIRD

 MY BOSS JUST GAVE ME THE MOST STERN LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL BEFORE HE STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD HE HAD TO GRAB THE EDGE OF A TABLE

casfucker:

mishas-assbutts:

"This is my ALS ice bucket challenge. Please be forewarned: this video contains nudity & an inflatable horse." [x]

i love that west is like NO IT’S TOO COLD and maison is just like “here daddy let me wash you”

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