i’m not interested in being polite or heterosexual
so many of my friends are queer that i genuinely forget that the majority of the population isn’t on a regular basis
if you didn’t tear up here you’re lying
I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed
no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed
this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post
In truth, I am neither Asgardian nor son of Jotunheim.
I’m Loki only and I’m alone.
Agreed. Always marvelled at how perfect similar the two younger versions were.
this is the greatest.thing.ever.
I was not fucking ready
Harry Potter drinking game: chug the whole bottle when dobby dies because when dobby dies you die too
my anaconda don’t want none
unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON
It’s not friendship, it’s bromance. It’s not eyeliner, it’s guyliner. It’s not yoga, it’s broga. It’s not just silly portmanteaus, it’s evidence of the hilarious fragility of masculinity.